Thank you for actually drawing this! Gives it so much charm
Ambitious-Noise9211
Bravo
Ultrazzzzzz
this is like if peta supported chive lives instead
Horror-Image8253
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ClimbingInPlace
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Jinglebell727
I like that “CHIVE” is a flair now. 😆
LunaPhazer
Creepy
reverend_bones
>It was therefore entirely unprepared for the arrival of the Rraey invasion force, which carried in its numbers a one-to-one ratio of soldiers to colonists. The garrison of CDF troops stationed above and on Coral put up a brief but valiant fight before being overwhelmed; the colonists likewise made the Rraey pay for their attack. In short order, however, the colony was laid waste and the surviving colonists literally butchered, as the Rraey had long ago developed a taste for human meat when they could get it.
>One of the snippets broadcast to us via BrainPal was a segment of an intercepted food program, in which one of the Rraey’s most famous celebrity chefs discussed the best way to carve up a human for multiple food uses, neck bones being particularly prized for soups and consommés. In addition to sickening us, the video was anecdotal proof that the Coral Massacre was planned in enough detail that they brought along even second-rate Rraey celebrities to take part in the festivities. Clearly, the Rraey were planning to stay.
*Old Man’s War* – John Scalzi
a-gelatocookie
!!!
mhiaa173
This is disturbing and hilarious all at the same time.
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Do you think he washed them first?
Didn’t wrap them in a paper towel first
Therapist: Chive man is not real, he can’t hurt you.
Chive man:
I appreciate that he went tricolor.
Much nicer looking for plating.
Love the chive blossoms in their hair.
This is unhinged and diabolical.
https://preview.redd.it/xwcp09noy79g1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e18b9c74b02022fed8d2707250071cf62dd7ec
See you tomorrow, chif
The Chive who stole Christmas?
Thanks I hate it
🤙
Thanks, never going to sleep again.
This is fucking amazing
😐
In soviet Russia
In mother Russia chive chop you
No ~~Chive~~ Human Hearts? Smh
🫀
God I thought he was chopping his own fingers off at first
Gotta dice em real nice and thin
That is awesome! 🤣
You mean in Soviet Russia
https://preview.redd.it/134s3t13989g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8e21ff9c7c1b355c8d2bc7b46111571f1c15362
Thank you for actually drawing this! Gives it so much charm
Bravo
this is like if peta supported chive lives instead
Sign me up for this exchange program
sponsored by Philadelphia Soylent Green!
I like that “CHIVE” is a flair now. 😆
Creepy
>It was therefore entirely unprepared for the arrival of the Rraey invasion force, which carried in its numbers a one-to-one ratio of soldiers to colonists. The garrison of CDF troops stationed above and on Coral put up a brief but valiant fight before being overwhelmed; the colonists likewise made the Rraey pay for their attack. In short order, however, the colony was laid waste and the surviving colonists literally butchered, as the Rraey had long ago developed a taste for human meat when they could get it.
>One of the snippets broadcast to us via BrainPal was a segment of an intercepted food program, in which one of the Rraey’s most famous celebrity chefs discussed the best way to carve up a human for multiple food uses, neck bones being particularly prized for soups and consommés. In addition to sickening us, the video was anecdotal proof that the Coral Massacre was planned in enough detail that they brought along even second-rate Rraey celebrities to take part in the festivities. Clearly, the Rraey were planning to stay.
*Old Man’s War* – John Scalzi
!!!
This is disturbing and hilarious all at the same time.
thats awesome
Show me where the bad chive cut you.